Sanitation Department

Roach (Adam Marshall)
Job: Creator, Project Manager, Art Director, Custodian
Favorite Games: Chrono Trigger, Earthbound, Final Fantasy VI
Bio: The advance ‘eyes and ears’ of the main battle forces. Their role is to help to plan the main ‘force projection’. Before the invasion they will survey key military targets, monitor the key sites to be defended and identify airstrips and drop zones.

Job: Co-Creator, Concept Development, Bed Bath and Beyond
Favorite Games: Oblivion, Animal Crossing, Civilization
Bio: A husky, middle-aged man with a small black hat, glasses, and mustache, wearing what looks like an orange Hawaiian shirt. His Japanese name, Tonchiki, means "dimwit" or "numbskull".

Solar Mongoose
Job: Programmer, Some Kind of Mailman
Favorite Games: TF2, Dungeon Defenders, Warframe
Bio: This mongoose can be found in Egypt, Spain, Portugal, Israel, and most of sub-Saharan Africa, except for central Democratic Republic of the Congo, western South Africa, and Namibia. It has been introduced to Portugal, Spain and Italy.

Job: Website, Game Fonts, Electron Microscopist
Favorite Games: Bust-A-Move, Ni No Kuni, Goat Simulator
Bio: Yet another version of our regular boffin-type characters who had appeared in all our previous series.

Job: Map Graphics
Favorite Games: Barricade
Bio: Has been demonstrated to enhance cognitive function in animal studies, and has also shown effects suggesting antidepressant action as well as having possible application in the treatment of schizophrenia, Parkinson's disease and ADHD.

Job: Illustration Robot
Favorite Games: Fire Emblem, Chrono Trigger, Risk of Rain, Lisa the Painful, Binding of Isaac
Bio: D was designed initially as a Novelty Personal Companion Bot but quickly decommissioned due to massive errors in the emotional processing unit. Somehow, all D was capable of was churning out illustrations of useless but highly detailed fantasy creatures and it was too costly to make the necessary corrections. He was later purchased on Craigslist for $12 and is now back to drawing in a dark basement.

Additional Art By: Pizza, Tebited15

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